djpilapitiya:

the-tardis-has-landed:

Imagine Sherlock as a father

” Father. …Where do I come from?” 

“…What is puberty?” 

“John. Take a look at our son’s internet history.”

“Father. I think some of the girls in my school might be interested in m-“

“Uncle? Father told me that while most people love other people, some people love cake. What did he mean?”

“Sherlock? You told our son that there’s no Santa, and no Easter Bunny? For god’s sake, Sherlock! He’s three years old!”

“I don’t think you understand, Sherlock; there’s nothing left of the school’s chemistry lab because of Hamish! No, stop it! It’s not appropriate to shout ‘He made his first bomb!’ in happiness!” 

I can just imagine Sherlock saying this to a 3-year-old!