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So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”

My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”

SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.

your sister is going to get fucking murdered

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raccooneyedbitch: bombarrows: quadrangledreality: lightningsshadow: paranoidandroid42: yes i’m a boy yes i play videogames ;] don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo wft boys don’t play videogames get back in the garage and fix my car. another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well! He’s just a slut with a controller. That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

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panzertron: Accurate.

panzertron:

Accurate.

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calleo:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s deleted shower scene in Star Trek Into Darkness

It looks like he’s taking the most unpleasant shower ever.

WATCH THE VIDEO

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masterofkarateandfriendship:   Zoom

masterofkarateandfriendship:

 

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ontheepursuitofhappiness:

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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Yaaaass

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the-dark-lord-lucifer-aka-satan: amywinterbreeze: mishaswhore: asktheoakenshieldbros: goquackyourself: fuckyeah-kasumisty: can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight: a-big-guy-named-tiny: SCIENCE! science has figured out how to open a portal to hell #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!! sand alcohol or lighter fluid sugar   Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.  Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match. Oh tumblr, what would we do without you. REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION Dammit, stop opening the windows to hell!

the-dark-lord-lucifer-aka-satan:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

  • sand
  • alcohol or lighter fluid
  • sugar  
  1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
  2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
  3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
  4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
  5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

Dammit, stop opening the windows to hell!

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holy-punk:

how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old

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awesomephilia: My life since joining tumblr

awesomephilia:

My life since joining tumblr

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brontitall:

i went through eschergirls’ blog and was inspired to teach mary jane how to sit on a couch

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auroralynne:

Someone please run that car over her.

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rastea: Goldchan: the Femme Fatale pokemon This all female breed of pokemon travel the world looking for suitable opponents. One should not be fooled by their lithe appearance, as they have been known to be able to throw things over 100 times their size. ___________ hahahaha last one for the night. I am having too much fun with these.

rastea:

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Goldchan: the Femme Fatale pokemon

This all female breed of pokemon travel the world looking for suitable opponents. One should not be fooled by their lithe appearance, as they have been known to be able to throw things over 100 times their size.

___________

hahahaha last one for the night. I am having too much fun with these.

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everythingelsegoesherethen: nerdfighter13812: itsxandy: disneymoviesandfacts: According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple. Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap? Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk? I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

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Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

imageI CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

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